Recently I was out with my girl friends and I was introduced to this guy. He seemed like a nice guy, but I wasn’t into it. After talking for five minutes, I came to the realization that he thought we were flirting (realization #1, his hand was on my bum).
I exited the conversation.
When the ugly lights came on, it was time to gather up the girls and go home. On my way to get my coat I stopped to talk to him. Once again I realized that he thought I was flirting with him (realization #2, he followed me and tried to hold my hand)
I wasn’t flirting. I’m friendly.
I got in line to get my coat and BAM – tongue in my mouth. What’s that all about? I’m 90% sure I did not give any signals that I wanted a strangers tongue in my mouth, or at least that strangers tongue in my mouth. I backed away shocked and he proceeded to ask me what I was doing later (later being 3:00am after the bar – so romantic). I told him that I was going home and said I quote “I guess you can call me”.
Needless to say I did not see him for the rest of the night.